there was a reason, but reason is so 'German Enlightenment'

this is now the second time today that I've failed to make myself a strong enough cup of coffee, and given that putting a pillow in the washing machine and making bad coffee represents the sum total of my achievements since I awoke, I think it's fairly safe to assume that this particular Friday isn't going to plan. This, however, would be an erroneous conclusion, as it's based on the assumption that there is a plan.